<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:47:58.056-05:00</updated><title type='text'>clever (in the pejorative sense)</title><subtitle type='html'>"this word has been greatly overused; it is best restricted to ingenuity displayed in small matters." strunk &amp; white</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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of being in richmond.  it totally blows.  the room i have in this house is balls hot, and this week is insanely hot as it is.  and the lovely girl i room with has the world's cheapest parents, who pay all the bills.  by decree the thermostat is set to 78 when we're home.  in addition to my bad dream, i was awakened by the sheer force of heat in this suburban nightmare</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/115329138407469121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=115329138407469121&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/115329138407469121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/115329138407469121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/07/scary-dream.html' title='scary dream'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-115171956992571289</id><published>2006-06-30T20:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-07-12T09:43:00.656-05:00</updated><title type='text'>stranger on the bus</title><summary type='text'>in tenth grade i had to read the stranger by camus.  i would read chopin's the awakening the following year.  at the time i hated them both.  i've talked about the awwakening before (how the first time i read it i thought it was lame because she just gave up, how i read it again off the bookshelf at a beach house on the outer banks and finally got it).  the stranger didn't reach me in high school</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/115171956992571289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=115171956992571289&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/115171956992571289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/115171956992571289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/06/stranger-on-bus.html' title='stranger on the bus'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-115152074218021698</id><published>2006-06-28T13:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-06-28T13:52:22.196-05:00</updated><title type='text'>state library of doom</title><summary type='text'>i was at the state library here in the lovely capital today doing some research.  i want to see the records they have in the archives from the various governors who have granted executive clemency in death penalty cases.  everyone was helpful until i made it to the archive desk.  the effete little napoleon in charge gave me the stiff arm, citing some statutory language about how the governor's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/115152074218021698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>squirrely</title><summary type='text'>i'm trying to distract myself a little.  see, i'm playing in a poker tourney.  a large one (as in, started off with 1171 players).  the top 30 places pay.  this site doesn't tell you what place you are currently in, but i can tell you that there are currently 45 players left.  and i just got dealt 77...this could very well be my last hand, so close to the stupid payoff...woot!  okay, on break now</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/115017528277823432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=115017528277823432&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/115017528277823432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/115017528277823432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/06/squirrely.html' title='squirrely'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114911733452046386</id><published>2006-05-31T18:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-31T18:15:34.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'>doing it again...</title><summary type='text'>I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.Registration code: 9801234</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114911733452046386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114911733452046386&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114911733452046386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114911733452046386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/05/doing-it-again.html' title='doing it again...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114869102414928442</id><published>2006-05-26T19:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-26T19:50:24.163-05:00</updated><title type='text'>celeb gives child normal name</title><summary type='text'>gwen stefani and gavin rossdale have given their child a normal, albeit slightly pretentious sounding name.w and i have already decided on our baby names; a girl would be papaya courage featherbottom, and a little boy would be tequila blue stingray.  what are yours?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114869102414928442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114869102414928442&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114869102414928442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114869102414928442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/05/celeb-gives-child-normal-name.html' title='celeb gives child normal name'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114858042037289621</id><published>2006-05-25T13:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T13:07:00.386-05:00</updated><title type='text'>freaky</title><summary type='text'>whoa.  while idly flipping through my celebrity gossip sites during lunch today i found this.  kate bosworth's dog looks almost exactly like my dog.  weird.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114858042037289621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114858042037289621&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114858042037289621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114858042037289621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/05/freaky.html' title='freaky'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114834958481096843</id><published>2006-05-22T19:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T20:59:44.876-05:00</updated><title type='text'>don't mind the tumbleweeds</title><summary type='text'>wow.  it's been a really long time since i've posted anything.  it's been so long that i've been pondering what to post about since i realized i was found out by my friends and former coworkers from last summer at the place with the longest and most cumbersome acronym ever.  for some reason, i'm just spent.  the end of exams came and went, and it was just anticlimactic this year.  and i've </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114834958481096843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114572365665901207</id><published>2006-04-22T11:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-22T11:34:16.743-05:00</updated><title type='text'>wore slap out</title><summary type='text'>my paper is finally finished.  in the end it wasn't really legal at all.  and it was fewer than the recommended number of pages.  and it ws more practical than anything else.  basically i suggested that reparations, while totally appropriate, were probably never going to happen.  and that the congo should take steps to repair itself while still attempting to extract official recognition of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114572365665901207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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coffee shop, in a city</title><summary type='text'>there are 2 coffee shops (and incidentally 2 bars) in this small ass town.  one rules and one blows.  the lame one is the one which is open later.  i know this place is schwag, but still, imagine my surprise.  i ordered an iced coffee and the girl actually filled a large cup with ice and put hot coffee over it.  what.  the.  fuck.  i mean seriously, i'm going to pay the same amount for half as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114540523119989808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114540523119989808&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114540523119989808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114540523119989808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/04/in-coffee-shop-in-city.html' title='in a coffee shop, in a city'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114530441815599256</id><published>2006-04-17T15:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T15:12:01.696-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and the latest...</title><summary type='text'>so bella now has these weird warts on and in her mouth.  they started as smooth pink bumps but are now all bumpy like warts and more are coprring up every time i look in there (and the looking sends her shuddering in terror away from me, looking at me suspiciously for hours afterward).  gah.i brought her to the vet today and he charged me $40 to tell me that he's never seen anything like it in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114530441815599256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114530441815599256&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114530441815599256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114530441815599256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/04/and-latest.html' title='and the latest...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114507604312959880</id><published>2006-04-14T23:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-14T23:40:43.150-05:00</updated><title type='text'>would you believe more doggie drama?</title><summary type='text'>emma is pathologically afraid of thunderstorms.  it's crazy.  her whole body shakes violently, her tongue hangs out and she pants and drools, she slides into a crack in her favorite chair and sinks in as deep as she can.  she is essentially a catatonic (no pun intended), in some sort of doggie shock.  she doesn't get destructive or try to dig through the carpet or anything, but her heart races so</summary><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114490309407459828</id><published>2006-04-12T23:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T23:38:14.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>pop quiz, hotshot:</title><summary type='text'>two dogs in the living room.one plate on the table with the onions you removed from your dinner.now that plate is empty.WHO ATE THE ONIONS?!?well, i couldn't be sure so i had to induce vomiting in both dogs.  actually, i was pretty sure it ws emma as she was by the plate licking her lips, but i gave her the peroxide and she threw up a little and no onions.  so i freaked and yanked bella into the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114490309407459828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>oh yeah, and...</title><summary type='text'>the previous post was brought to you by fighting cock whisky, beverage of titans.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114455489798508594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114455489798508594&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114455489798508594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114455489798508594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/04/oh-yeah-and.html' title='oh yeah, and...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114455479420106765</id><published>2006-04-08T21:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-08T22:53:14.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>rock ROCK fighting cock!</title><summary type='text'>it has been a strange coupla days.  laid back and lazy, but strange.  i wrote a whole post about it the other day, but then deleted it thinking i had gone too far.  i'll paraphrase here.christians should stay the hell off my porch.if i put a no soliciting sign on my door, will that work?  i have never been prostelytized more than here in ol' virginny, which is weird cause most of the people on my</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114455479420106765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114434262872566727</id><published>2006-04-06T11:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-06T11:57:08.743-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and the turn around</title><summary type='text'>-went back to the coffee shop.  told cutie boy my plight and he gave me another one, free of charge. -as i was doctoring it up, the other barista was like "dude, you just gave her a large glass of iced espresso, not coffee."  this explains why the first one was so sinfully delicious and why it didn't whiten as much as it usually does.  i kindly reject his offer to "fix it" and rush out the door, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114434262872566727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>why today blows already (or "sonofamotherlesswhore!")</title><summary type='text'>-alarm set for 7:15 due to make up class at 8 on a day when i could wake up whenever cause my regular class is cancelled and i would only have to be here from 4-6pm.-waking up cold and unable to go back to sleep from a dream that was more bizarre than scary, but one which i did not want to start dreaming again if i went back to sleep.-it's still totally freezing here in the morning, and my car </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114432338839573519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114432338839573519&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114432338839573519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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stores to secure all the ingredients.  it's not exactly what i imagined, but not too shabby.  here's the recipe.Mel's Wasabi Crab Salad1# jumbo lump crabmeat (i think it's best that way, i like the big chunks)     (the first thing you should do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114425460936756930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114425460936756930&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114425460936756930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114425460936756930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/04/yet-another-reason-why-i-need-to-live.html' title='yet another reason why i need to live near the beach'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114393691964813229</id><published>2006-04-01T18:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T19:15:20.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'>hardball and moral victories</title><summary type='text'>today was dean's cup, the law school's annual softball tourney.  i played, and it was the first organized athletic event i have been a part of in...let's just say some time.  i got to first base twice.  the first time i actually fell on my face on the way there, got up and slid in.  i pitched one inning (terribly), and missed as someone threw the ball back to me.  it smashed my ankle and though </summary><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114340727382256904</id><published>2006-03-26T14:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-26T16:07:53.876-05:00</updated><title type='text'>my grammy is smarter than the whole internet</title><summary type='text'>or at least dumb old rachel ray.  i got the recipe for her mac and cheese and it's actually really simple.  i know that my girl needs some comfort food (and crooked, my grammy and aunt mary said to say hello and they are wishing your girl the best), so here it is.1 pound sharp white cheddar (cut into cubes, which is easier to do at room temp)1 stick butter or margerine plus four heaping spoonfuls</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114340727382256904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114312812600647069</id><published>2006-03-23T10:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T10:39:21.200-05:00</updated><title type='text'>back from the brink, baby!</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  back from the brink, baby!, originally uploaded by Bluemomar.     here tis.  it took him 6 hours to take this one down.  it's been a while since he took down a big one and he needed it in many ways--hot cash infusion, big </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114312812600647069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114312702636589640</id><published>2006-03-23T09:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T10:19:51.010-05:00</updated><title type='text'>wherein i drop out of law school and become a professional music see-er</title><summary type='text'>the next few months are ridiculous, musically speaking.  if only i was a 3L with a job who, to quote eminem, just don't give a fuck.  sadly, i have to continue giving a fuck a little longer.  but check this shit out, i have to compile this list partly to make y'all drool with jealousy and partly to help myself decide what i am going to muscle it up to go see:4/02 Derek Trucks Band (The Man who </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114312702636589640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114264502674599533</id><published>2006-03-17T20:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-17T20:23:46.763-05:00</updated><title type='text'>vacay makes me dumb</title><summary type='text'>i just checked 20 books out from the undergrad library, a door i have previously never darkened.  i had trouble finding the entrance, and when i finally did i was on the very bottom floor.  whoch was good cause that's where my books were.  but there was no elevator!  how could there be no elevator?  what about the handicapped?  and how do they reshelve all the books?so i hoofed it up five levels,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114264502674599533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>i am trying to break your heart</title><summary type='text'>oh yeah, i should also mention that, upon returning home, i discovered that wilco is playing at the local pavillion rather soon.  as is ween (one of w's favorites, and i think they were at langerado last year and a lot of people missed them this year).  and blackalicious with fatlip.  and speaking of hearts, jeff tweedy shattered mine into a gajillion pieces when wilco played that song.  i am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114263324338161551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114263324338161551&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114263324338161551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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FL.  we went for two reasons, mainly: the flaming lips and wilco.  neither disappointed.  wayne coyne is just so earnest, so enthusiastic and just genuinely concerned with making sure that everyone </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114262594934868811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114262594934868811&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114262594934868811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114262594934868811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/03/dooooo-youuuuuuu-realiiiiiiiiiiiiiize.html' title='dooooo youuuuuuu realiiiiiiiiiiiiiize?'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114184136188717697</id><published>2006-03-08T13:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-08T13:16:56.736-05:00</updated><title type='text'>hurry up, stupid break!</title><summary type='text'>gah.  my break starts in a mere two days and i can't wait!  we are leaving on friday afternoon for FL.  it's a little sticky logistically--we're camping out for two nights, then spending the last night in a hotel on the beach after the festival.  so we're somehow going to have to bring a reasonable number of camping supplies on an airplane.  still not exactly sure how we're going to do this, and </summary><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114150976998293086</id><published>2006-03-04T16:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-04T17:02:50.976-05:00</updated><title type='text'>embarassing celebrity crush confession...(or "i am decent, i also happen to be naked.")</title><summary type='text'>i should be working on my paper but i'm not.  w made me huevos rancheros for breakfast adn i have been laying shamelessly on my belly on the ottoman playing internet scrabble (new words added today, including "qi" (chinese spiritual healing power) and "za" (slang for pizza) and watching movies.vague once posted about movies that you would always watch if you were flipping through and they came on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114150976998293086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114150976998293086&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114150976998293086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114150976998293086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/03/embarassing-celebrity-crush.html' title='embarassing celebrity crush confession...(or &quot;i am decent, i also happen to be naked.&quot;)'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114141104995066231</id><published>2006-03-03T13:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-03T13:37:29.980-05:00</updated><title type='text'>3 days*3acres*3000 men</title><summary type='text'>i just wanted to thank vague for tipping me off to achewood.  i am really enjoying the great outdoor fight, and am totally on the edge of my seat!  it hadn't even occurred to me that ray was going to have to take out beef!  the drama!  the suspense!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114141104995066231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114141104995066231&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114141104995066231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114141104995066231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/03/3-days3acres3000-men.html' title='3 days*3acres*3000 men'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114117443757134865</id><published>2006-02-28T19:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T19:53:57.586-05:00</updated><title type='text'>what a sad day</title><summary type='text'>it's official--anna nicole smith (diet pill shill, stripper made good, old-dude-buggerer, guess jeans model, crazy lady) has watched a US Supreme Court argument and i haven't.and i'm fucking pissed at rachel ray.  yes that rachel ray.  i just got her book, the one with 365 30-minute meals.  i made the maccaroni and cheese tonight and it kinda sucked.  i should have just gone to the food network </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114117443757134865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114117443757134865&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114117443757134865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114117443757134865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/what-sad-day.html' title='what a sad day'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114101301627350394</id><published>2006-02-26T23:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-26T23:03:36.293-05:00</updated><title type='text'>while watching the news tonight...</title><summary type='text'>me: for the love of god, PLEASE don't ever shoot me in walmart!w: no, honey, i'd take you somewhere nice if i was gonna shoot you.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114101301627350394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114101301627350394&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114101301627350394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114101301627350394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/while-watching-news-tonight.html' title='while watching the news tonight...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114092281837435272</id><published>2006-02-25T21:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-25T22:00:18.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>is anyone else sad...</title><summary type='text'>that they don't say "you bet your sweet aspercream" anymore?  it was such a cute little play on words.  "you bet if it's aspercream" doesn't have the same punch.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114092281837435272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114092281837435272&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114092281837435272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114092281837435272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/is-anyone-else-sad.html' title='is anyone else sad...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114088568481526457</id><published>2006-02-25T11:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-25T12:00:21.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'>can they be serious?</title><summary type='text'>holy guacamole.  taken directly from jesuspets.com:"If you're a Christian, you've got a big problem on your hands. After you're swept away to walk the streets of gold with Jesus, red hot lava is going to pour from Mt. St. Helens and right over your dog, leaving his burned body encased for millennia until discovered by godless alien archeologists. And what do you suppose they'll do to his charred </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114088568481526457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114088568481526457&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114088568481526457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114088568481526457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/can-they-be-serious.html' title='can they be serious?'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114074447596229389</id><published>2006-02-23T20:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-23T20:27:55.983-05:00</updated><title type='text'>poor mr. helmick</title><summary type='text'>"Before the accident, Mr. Helmick performed manual labor such as digging ditches.  Unfortunate as the circumstances are, there is not a great need in West Virginia for one-armed ditch diggers."Helmick v. Potomac Edison Co., 406 S.E.2d 700 (1991)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114074447596229389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114074447596229389&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114074447596229389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114074447596229389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/poor-mr-helmick.html' title='poor mr. helmick'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114065624733360702</id><published>2006-02-22T19:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-22T19:57:27.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i had to look it up</title><summary type='text'>"Decisions...sink into a Serbonian bog of contradiction."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114065624733360702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114065624733360702&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114065624733360702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114065624733360702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-had-to-look-it-up.html' title='i had to look it up'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114065486151287515</id><published>2006-02-22T19:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-22T19:34:21.553-05:00</updated><title type='text'>fun legal fact!</title><summary type='text'>did you know that if you are the decedent victim of a tort, and you die mere seconds or minutes after the tort occurs, your estate can be handsomely rewarded for the brief interval of time during which you were terrified and knew of your impending death?  a jury in NY awarded the estate of a child who had drowned $6 million, after an expert testified that the child struggled and was conscious of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114065486151287515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114065486151287515&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114065486151287515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114065486151287515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/fun-legal-fact.html' title='fun legal fact!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114048520466687250</id><published>2006-02-20T20:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-20T20:26:44.703-05:00</updated><title type='text'>goddammotherfuckingapple!</title><summary type='text'>yeah, i get it, okay?  i am not as fucking cool as you with your goddam apple.  should i not have access to good shit because i'm a fucking PC dinosaur nerdling?i really want to listen to this, but i can't.  this is not the first time this sort of thing has happened.  i try to forget them as quickly as i can, cause i know i have no access to them, but i know there is other shit that i can't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114048520466687250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114048520466687250&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114048520466687250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114048520466687250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/goddammotherfuckingapple.html' title='goddammotherfuckingapple!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114038297977441260</id><published>2006-02-19T15:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-19T16:05:23.963-05:00</updated><title type='text'>today, i went to wendy's to take a crap</title><summary type='text'>last night was a lot like my high school prom.  in the sense that it was all overwrought preparation for a remarkably small payoff.  dinner was meh.  i had the lobster tail and crabcake combo...the lobster tail was kinda rubbery, like it had been frozen or something.  w got the veal, and he was so excited, but it kinda sucked.  i mean, it didn't taste bad, but we both decided that the mushroom </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114038297977441260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114038297977441260&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114038297977441260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114038297977441260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/today-i-went-to-wendys-to-take-crap.html' title='today, i went to wendy&apos;s to take a crap'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114028997531472582</id><published>2006-02-18T13:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-18T14:12:55.570-05:00</updated><title type='text'>saturday morning update</title><summary type='text'>i'm sitting here at school listening to french indie pop and munching on white chocolate espresso beans, trying to cite check a chunk of a textbook for a prof.  tonight is the dreaded law school prom.  i am wearing what i consider a very "risky" dress (it is both risque and risky).  i would feel more confortable wearing this dress if i weighed 20 pounds less and had one of those fancy $50 super </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114028997531472582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114028997531472582&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114028997531472582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114028997531472582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/saturday-morning-update.html' title='saturday morning update'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-114010897058655407</id><published>2006-02-16T11:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T11:56:10.613-05:00</updated><title type='text'>damn you, glarkware!</title><summary type='text'>i ordered this really cool shirt from here and they apparently meant CHILD'S extra large, or extra large in some parallel universe.  dammit.  so the words are stretched comically over my boobs and i'm wearing it anyway.  cause it took like two weeks to get here and i'm not returning it to canadia.  i'll just have to lose some weight.edited to add: oh wait.  i get it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/114010897058655407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=114010897058655407&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114010897058655407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/114010897058655407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/damn-you-glarkware.html' title='damn you, glarkware!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113898124332038169</id><published>2006-02-03T10:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-03T10:40:43.410-05:00</updated><title type='text'>gah!</title><summary type='text'>look, i'm someone who lives on the edge, financially speaking.  i am fully electronic (paper WHAT?), and i play fast and loose with credit cards until i need to use them for a specific purchase.  then, i will often make a large payment to ensure that i can cover said large purchase.  then i make said large purchase, realize that it put me within like $20 of my limit and make another payment, not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113898124332038169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113898124332038169&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113898124332038169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113898124332038169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/02/gah.html' title='gah!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113871414407026773</id><published>2006-01-31T08:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-31T08:29:04.096-05:00</updated><title type='text'>faith in humanity: restored.</title><summary type='text'>so i freaked out a little yesterday.  see, i haven't consistently carried a purse...well, ever.  whenever i have, i've lost it or forgot it, sometimes permanently.  that sucks.  i much preferred, for a long time, to just strap my life into a wallet that i could shove into my back pocket.  uncomplicated.  if you're sitting on it, you know it's there.well, since sometime before christmas, i've </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113871414407026773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113871414407026773&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113871414407026773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113871414407026773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/faith-in-humanity-restored.html' title='faith in humanity: restored.'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113848751182421178</id><published>2006-01-28T17:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-29T15:40:50.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>happy birthday, little pup!</title><summary type='text'>     death match    Originally uploaded by Bluemomar. today is bella's birthday.  by which i mean the day she was born, not the day we got her.  we wouldn't get her for about five weeks.  she was soooooo small and just slept all the time.  she slept on a throw pillow, which was considerably larger than she was at the time.in this picture, you can see that she is actually much smaller than, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113848751182421178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113848751182421178&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113848751182421178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113848751182421178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/happy-birthday-little-pup.html' title='happy birthday, little pup!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113841411776992751</id><published>2006-01-27T20:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T23:16:39.273-05:00</updated><title type='text'>meat and meme</title><summary type='text'>this is fucking incredible.  w, who is notoriously hard to please, called it "fantastic."  this is the first unqualified compliment that i have ever gotten from him about a meal.  he was like "dude, you bought a new piece of equipment to make this meal!  it was epic!"  awwwww.  what a sweetie.  usually, he's all "it's good.  what?!?  what do you want me to say?!?  it's good, not phenomenal!"  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113841411776992751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113841411776992751&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113841411776992751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113841411776992751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/meat-and-meme.html' title='meat and meme'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113838383370361780</id><published>2006-01-27T12:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T12:45:11.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'>more randomness</title><summary type='text'>i bought a slow cooker today to make barbecue.  sadly, my texas boyfriend won and it is BEEF barbecue.  he can't help it, he don't know no better, and i figured i'd oblige.  it should be really good though, if that smell coming from the kitchen means anything.  slow cookers RULE.  you just dump a bunch of crap into them and leave for like nine hours and your dinner is all done.  i have been doing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113838383370361780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113838383370361780&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113838383370361780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113838383370361780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/more-randomness.html' title='more randomness'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113838338624223785</id><published>2006-01-27T12:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T12:36:26.426-05:00</updated><title type='text'>dawgs</title><summary type='text'>bella's first birthday is tomorrow--what should i get her?and a little more about emma, for the uninitiated.  she has the funniest bark i've ever heard, not even really a bark, more like an indignant "roooooooo."  and this morning, she chewed up my thermal coffee mug--from ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO de la course in nola.  her favorite lettuce is aROOOOOOOOOOgula.  and her dream vacation, of course, is to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113838338624223785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113838338624223785&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113838338624223785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113838338624223785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/dawgs.html' title='dawgs'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113833524154620206</id><published>2006-01-26T23:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T23:14:01.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>rooooooo!</title><summary type='text'>there is a flower pot in the yard next door.  emma is most distrustful of the flower pot.  she was doing her thing in the yard, and as soon as she noticed it, she started barking like a maniac.  she won't turn her back on it.  she walks up and sniffs towards it, then backs away all low to the ground like it could come at her with a furious attack at any moment.  if i wasn't such a punk, i would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113833524154620206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113833524154620206&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113833524154620206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113833524154620206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/rooooooo.html' title='rooooooo!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113813739686887658</id><published>2006-01-24T16:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T16:16:36.910-05:00</updated><title type='text'>you need to stop playin round with all the clowns and the wankstas</title><summary type='text'>yesterday ruled. not only did i see a good popcorn movie AND get to eat the christian chicken, but i also got one of these.  i've been eyeballing it for a while and w made me wait until we were "rich" again (his words, not mine).  then he won a tourney to the tune of a thousand dollars and could hardly say we were still poor.  so i got it.  and it rules.  i agree with cnet though, that it would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113813739686887658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113813739686887658&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113813739686887658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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comfortable life of the shoes by about 6 hours, and they should certainly never be danced in.  but that really awesome beyonce track that crooked got stuck in my head over new years came on and my law school girls called me out on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113794120085886601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113794120085886601&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113794120085886601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113794120085886601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/owwww-my-feeeeeeeeeeet.html' title='owwww, my feeeeeeeeeeet!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113782078906200825</id><published>2006-01-21T00:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-21T00:21:19.310-05:00</updated><title type='text'>fracking cocktail attire!</title><summary type='text'>saturday night is what is known as "over the hump."  it's a party commemorating the fact that we are halfway through law school.  and it's a goddam cocktail party.i have gained at least 20 pounds since school started.  i have a lot of cute clothes.  which fit me a year and a half ago (funny how that works).  so i have to go shopping in roanoke tomorrow to buy a cute, cocktail attire outfit that </summary><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113693291483954221</id><published>2006-01-10T17:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T17:44:51.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the stupid shoes don't fit either!</title><summary type='text'>argh.  the beginning of the semester is always so exciting and bustling and fucking annoying.  i still don't have my schedule totally nailed down yet.  there is one class that i reeeeeeeeeeeeally want to add (and have actually attended for the last two days).  i talked to the prof, and he is willing to work with me, but i don't want it to look like i'm gaming the system too much.  and there's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113693291483954221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113693291483954221&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113693291483954221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113693291483954221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/stupid-shoes-dont-fit-either.html' title='the stupid shoes don&apos;t fit either!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113676887625258301</id><published>2006-01-08T20:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T20:07:56.253-05:00</updated><title type='text'>oh yeah...</title><summary type='text'>and i got the shoes.  i hope they fit--buying shoes online is so scary.  they will be delivered tomorrow, and are my reward for completing my first day of class.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113676887625258301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113676887625258301&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113676887625258301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113676887625258301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/oh-yeah.html' title='oh yeah...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113676877375677414</id><published>2006-01-08T19:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T20:06:15.140-05:00</updated><title type='text'>tomorrow is january 9th.  dammit.</title><summary type='text'>i have to go back to school tomorrow.  for the first time in many years, i have to do the add/drop dance.  i had one of those frenzied, last minute, harried changes when two of the classes i wanted were full.  so i added conflicts of laws in a panic and have since realized that i don't want to take it.  i want to add another class that's alredy full, and a class that i thought was full but has </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113676877375677414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113676877375677414&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113676877375677414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113676877375677414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2006/01/tomorrow-is-january-9th-dammit.html' title='tomorrow is january 9th.  dammit.'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113488108193261011</id><published>2005-12-17T23:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-17T23:44:42.823-05:00</updated><title type='text'>help me come up with an excuse to buy</title><summary type='text'>these shoes.  $80 is a lot of dough and i am cheap, people.  do i really need these shoes?  i have looked at them several times now, and i feel that the only reason i have not yet been successful in my attmepts at taking over the world is because i don't have these shoes.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113488108193261011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113488108193261011&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113488108193261011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113488108193261011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/12/help-me-come-up-with-excuse-to-buy.html' title='help me come up with an excuse to buy'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113454533946899250</id><published>2005-12-14T02:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-14T02:28:59.493-05:00</updated><title type='text'>they're my fucking lady friends!</title><summary type='text'>exam time does strange things to me.  i will do anything to not study.  anything.  so the other day i was studying and someone i'm sharing a classroom with during exams shows up with this great lunch of steamed rice and tofu stir fry, and i was like "i know, i should go home and cook a healthy lunch!  i can go get a rice cooker, steam some brown rice, and stir fry some tofu and veggies!  what a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113454533946899250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113432015096720852</id><published>2005-12-11T11:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-11T12:00:34.166-05:00</updated><title type='text'>two supreme court justices walk into a bar...</title><summary type='text'>tomorow is constitutional law.  did i mention it was closed book?  as in, we're not even allowed to consult THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION!!  i have to essentially memorize the important/relevant parts of the constitution.  ridiculous.also, no fewer than three bathroom stalls are painted with 1L vomit, and it's the weekend, so they'll remain that way until at least tomorrow.  gross.my house is totally </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113432015096720852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113432015096720852&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113432015096720852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113432015096720852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/12/two-supreme-court-justices-walk-into.html' title='two supreme court justices walk into a bar...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113393653071672018</id><published>2005-12-07T01:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T01:22:10.716-05:00</updated><title type='text'>man oh man</title><summary type='text'>how funny is it that the adsense ads along the top are all for sleep aids and insomnia cures?  did i mention sleep, or is google just trying to tell me something?  "mel, it me, google.  stop blogging at 2am and either study or go to sleep."heh.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113393653071672018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113393653071672018&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113393653071672018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113393653071672018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/12/man-oh-man.html' title='man oh man'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113393636354984662</id><published>2005-12-07T01:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T01:19:23.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>tripping over my joy</title><summary type='text'>look out biznatches!  the triumverate will soon rock the box.  nothing you can do about it, just lock up the kids and pass the whisky.and now back to your regularly scheduled exam-fuelled freak out.  no, mel, that's just you.  jesus, now i'm talking to myself.  it's all over.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113393636354984662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113393636354984662&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113393636354984662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113393636354984662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/12/tripping-over-my-joy.html' title='tripping over my joy'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113385295691718542</id><published>2005-12-06T01:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-06T02:11:43.520-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"nonsense upon stilts"</title><summary type='text'>it is almost 2am and i am admittedly a little punch drunk.  but i find the way that supreme court justices beat up on one another in their opinions sometimes to be terribly amusing and no one is here for me to tell about this right now.  all my compadres are going with the "i have morning exams at some point and want to get on a regular sleep schedule" theory of exam studying.  i am more of a "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113385295691718542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113385295691718542&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113385295691718542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113385295691718542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/12/nonsense-upon-stilts.html' title='&quot;nonsense upon stilts&quot;'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113372356213587713</id><published>2005-12-04T13:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-04T14:12:42.683-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"i don't even like dogs, but that's how the game is played"</title><summary type='text'>w is not a morning person.  to say the least.  when we fight, it's usually in the morning (or afternoon really--morning to him).  this is not to say that i'm some kind of morning person.  no sir.  in fact i think that dealing with w's morning monster might be the payback that my mom was imagining with a gleam in her eye when i would yell FIVE MORE MINUTES from beneath my covers all those years.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113372356213587713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113372356213587713&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113372356213587713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113372356213587713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-dont-even-like-dogs-but-thats-how.html' title='&quot;i don&apos;t even like dogs, but that&apos;s how the game is played&quot;'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113346121451302977</id><published>2005-12-01T13:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T13:21:13.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i am [stereotypical] woman, hear me roar!</title><summary type='text'>i tried to be good.  i had an english muffin with honey, a banana, and a small galss of juice for breakfast.  it was even a light, whole-grain english muffin with extra protein.but aunt flo is here, and she took me out to lunch at the local dive--2 "sauce burgers" and a bag of onion rings so saturated with grease that it nearly fell apart before i could get it open.  followed by a chocolate bar </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113346121451302977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113321345620296106</id><published>2005-11-28T16:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T16:30:56.206-05:00</updated><title type='text'>but they're cool now</title><summary type='text'>     chillaxin'    Originally uploaded by Bluemomar. as you can see.  emma is a puller, so we got her a harness.  i think it looks like a shoulder holster for a gun, so we call them little kojaks when they have their harnesses on.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113321345620296106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113321345620296106&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113321345620296106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113321345620296106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/but-theyre-cool-now.html' title='but they&apos;re cool now'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113321335457056461</id><published>2005-11-28T16:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T16:29:14.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Whachoo talkin bout?</title><summary type='text'>     Whachoo talkin bout?    Originally uploaded by Bluemomar. bella was not so sure about emma at first.  this look pretty accurately conveys how she felt, i think.  i didn't photograph the poo she left all over the house to show emma who's the big dog.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113321335457056461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113321335457056461&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113321335457056461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113321335457056461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/whachoo-talkin-bout.html' title='Whachoo talkin bout?'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113321327784744584</id><published>2005-11-28T16:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T16:27:57.923-05:00</updated><title type='text'>emmaline, you're so fine! </title><summary type='text'>     so fresh and clean    Originally uploaded by Bluemomar. w and i should not be allowed to go to pet smart on saturdays.  what began as a routine trip to get pet supplies ended with us bringing home a new dog.  she was apparently adpoted out once for about four months and left outside, rarely getting food or love.  she is of similar build and character as bella, so we figured they's get along </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113321327784744584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113321327784744584&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113321327784744584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113321327784744584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/emmaline-youre-so-fine.html' title='emmaline, you&apos;re so fine! '/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113311171784785717</id><published>2005-11-27T11:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-27T12:15:17.860-05:00</updated><title type='text'>odds and ends</title><summary type='text'>so i got very little done over break, unless you count cleaning my house, doing laundry, replacing my kitchen faucet and getting drunk.  schoolwise, i got very little done.  but that's okay.  (excuse coming)  i had a major laptop meltdown, which has been in the woiks all semester.  everything finally went kaput.  i was able to save my documents and photos on my memory key, then i wiped the whole </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113311171784785717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113311171784785717&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113311171784785717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113311171784785717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/odds-and-ends.html' title='odds and ends'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113277685207818513</id><published>2005-11-23T14:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-23T15:18:11.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>cooking with mel gets faintsy (or "what, you think you're better than me?!?")</title><summary type='text'>this week i made 2 yummy things that are so simple to make it seems worth sharing.  in my continuing tradition of using (with apologies to dave matthews and my friends who had to drink that awful cocktail that one time) "the best of what's around," i looked in my fridge and saw that i had several things which were on their way out.  when asparagus goes bad, it goes real bad, and it's kinda 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height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113273226433288558</id><published>2005-11-23T02:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-23T02:51:04.343-05:00</updated><title type='text'>randomness (brought to you by fall break and copious mimosas)</title><summary type='text'>w and i are watching the skeleton key.  this is the movie that kate hudson was filming when i saw her in new orleans (and yes, she is as radiant as her imdB bio purports her to be).  incidentally, john hurt was staying at the hotel where w worked and he regularly "ate" at the restaurant there (let the record show that the witness made the drinky drinky motion).  it's decent as movies go, but i </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113273226433288558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113254764241357041</id><published>2005-11-20T22:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-20T23:34:02.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>new rules (from w)</title><summary type='text'>1. all beers must be placed on the bistro table2. no bringing laptop outside balanced precariously on one hand with a dog leash in the other hand.3. no fast food.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113254764241357041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113254764241357041&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113254764241357041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113254764241357041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/new-rules-from-w.html' title='new rules (from w)'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113223665005910536</id><published>2005-11-17T08:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-17T09:10:50.086-05:00</updated><title type='text'>you're right, dawn</title><summary type='text'>i feel remarkably sprightly this morning for the amount of wild turkey i drank last night (and all i put in it was ice, professor).  the memorial service was lovely, complete with bluegrass music and rollicking stories.  it was tough at times yesterday, and i have to admit that it did occur to me that a chapel full of lawyers was likely ripe for the smiting.  like i told someone yesterday, i grew</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113223665005910536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113223665005910536&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113223665005910536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113223665005910536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/youre-right-dawn.html' title='you&apos;re right, dawn'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113194737629441158</id><published>2005-11-14T00:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-14T21:12:34.393-05:00</updated><title type='text'>requiem</title><summary type='text'>I had the good fortune to have a certain professor for Criminal Law my first semester of law school.  He told us to memorize the common law elements of the crimes, but showed us that black letter law is only the beginning.  "When you lose, it's a technicality," he said with a wry smile, "But when you win it's a triumph of the American justice system!"  He showed us how language that seemed so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113194737629441158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113194737629441158&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113194737629441158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113194737629441158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/requiem.html' title='requiem'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113151510197554081</id><published>2005-11-09T00:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T00:45:01.976-05:00</updated><title type='text'>sure enough that nag came in</title><summary type='text'>i am finally on the winning side of an election again!  thank you jeebus.  it was a really dirty campaign, and kilgore went negative first and was taken to task by various media outlets.  the whole thing backfired on him.  kaine had some very effective spots about how the negative ads were wrong and distorted the facts.  we'll see how it goes.  all i know is this guy is against the death penalty,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113151510197554081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113151510197554081&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113151510197554081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113151510197554081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/sure-enough-that-nag-came-in.html' title='sure enough that nag came in'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113105126423141120</id><published>2005-11-03T15:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-03T15:54:24.246-05:00</updated><title type='text'>out</title><summary type='text'>my friend is.  and he hasn't lost his goddam mind.  good stuff.in other news, my grandpa says that the stress of the job hunt will make me meaner, and thus a better lawyer.  heh.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113105126423141120/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113105126423141120&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113105126423141120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113105126423141120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/11/out.html' title='out'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113059767991755847</id><published>2005-10-29T09:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-29T09:54:39.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'>in my dream</title><summary type='text'>i got the job after a second, apprentice-style callback with two other people.  one of my favorite professors was there and was really sick and we had to take care of him.  taking care of him involved stripping him naked and carrying him to the bathroom using a sheet as a makeshift gurney.  and i found a cat and a dog that i had to adopt.  the cat was black with a regular pattern that seemed to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113059767991755847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113059767991755847&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113059767991755847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113059767991755847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/in-my-dream.html' title='in my dream'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=113038381546489887&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113038381546489887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/113038381546489887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/can-we-please-not-talk-about-this.html' title='can we please not talk about this?'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-113020667043107850</id><published>2005-10-24T21:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-24T21:17:50.436-05:00</updated><title type='text'>one should never do anything in a half assed manner</title><summary type='text'>i've really been phoning it in this semester.  time to get serious.  and i finished somewhere in the 200s (out of over 1400) in the blogger tourney at poker stars on sunday.  didn't win my coveted iPod nano, but i stayed alive longer than wil wheaton.mock trial was tonight.  though my level of preparation was embarassingly low, my witness (a very convincing w) really saved my ass.  i got decent </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/113020667043107850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112986571304904808</id><published>2005-10-20T22:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-20T22:35:13.056-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i told myself i would only post this if it said i was someone cool</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112986571304904808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112986571304904808&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112986571304904808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112986571304904808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/i-told-myself-i-would-only-post-this.html' title='i told myself i would only post this if it said i was someone cool'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112983834261760878</id><published>2005-10-20T14:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-20T14:59:02.630-05:00</updated><title type='text'>yeah, lady, you're gonna need a whole new flux capacitor!</title><summary type='text'>those who know me know that i have abominable luck with cars.  part of it is my own fault, but part of it seems to be some karmic hex.  a friend once suggested that i was a crooked mechanic in a past life and was working all that negative karma out this go round.  i am beginning to agree.my car was sounding loud, so i brought it in to meineke to get a new muffler.  in addition to the loudness, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112983834261760878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112983834261760878&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112983834261760878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112983834261760878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/yeah-lady-youre-gonna-need-whole-new.html' title='yeah, lady, you&apos;re gonna need a whole new flux capacitor!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112969359880646294</id><published>2005-10-18T22:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-18T22:46:38.816-05:00</updated><title type='text'>maybe she can parlay her notoriety into some teeth</title><summary type='text'>there was a story on local news tonight about a family being menaced by a skunk, and granny crabtree gettin bit by it.  seriously, the woman spoke some words in the snippet they showed to get you to watch the whole story at eleven, but it was some secret appalachian recluse language.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112969359880646294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112969359880646294&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112969359880646294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112969359880646294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/maybe-she-can-parlay-her-notoriety.html' title='maybe she can parlay her notoriety into some teeth'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112939191544735520</id><published>2005-10-15T10:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-15T10:58:35.453-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the significance of the post below</title><summary type='text'>we had a discussion the other day at lunch about type a personalitites and law school, and how most law students seem to be type a.  i feel pretty far from that, as i am competitive about some things (notably, competitions) but generally pretty laid back.  i mean, when i am competing in some kind of competition, i get competitive.  but that's only natural, right?  perhaps it's just a product of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112939191544735520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112939191544735520&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112939191544735520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112939191544735520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/significance-of-post-below.html' title='the significance of the post below'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112939110017431099</id><published>2005-10-15T10:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-15T10:45:11.466-05:00</updated><title type='text'>heh.  just like my report card...</title><summary type='text'>You Have A Type A- Personality    A-  You are one of the most balanced people aroundMotivated and focused, you are good at getting what you wantYou rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick backWhether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worldsDo You Have a Type </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112939110017431099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112939110017431099&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112939110017431099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112939110017431099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/heh-just-like-my-report-card.html' title='heh.  just like my report card...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112916969629255724</id><published>2005-10-12T21:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-12T21:16:05.213-05:00</updated><title type='text'>google "[yourfirstname] needs":</title><summary type='text'>MEL NEEDS MORE BALLSMel needs to take a chill pillSad Mel Needs to Handle the Sales End While Someone Else Runs the CompanyMel needs to make the most of these cycles, and establish goals with corresponding deadlinesMel needs a damn good fukMel needs to see the doctorMEL NEEDS YOUR HELP NOWMel needs a new home...and wanted to come to Braveheart Scottish Weekend next FebruaryMel needs a break and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112916969629255724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112916969629255724&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112916969629255724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112916969629255724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/google-yourfirstname-needs.html' title='google &quot;[yourfirstname] needs&quot;:'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112912857520448647</id><published>2005-10-12T09:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-12T09:49:35.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>an existential kick in the ass</title><summary type='text'>I've been raked over the coals this week.  yesterday i got a rejection letter from a smaller law firm in my hometown.  so that leaves the DC firm and two in houston.  new york already dinged me as well.  i also got very close to the lowest grade in the class on my accounting for lawyers midterm, further proving that i have no business doing math (or business, for that matter) of any kind.  i met </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112912857520448647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112912857520448647&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112912857520448647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112912857520448647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/existential-kick-in-ass.html' title='an existential kick in the ass'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112862438217315763</id><published>2005-10-06T13:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T13:48:56.643-05:00</updated><title type='text'>oh yeah</title><summary type='text'>i participated in an online chat for admissions last night.  did this  few times last semester and it was kinda fun, so i thought i'd do it again.  though i gotta say, some of those kids are going to give themselves a heart attack.  i mean, maybe i am just a slacker (see below), but i was just taking the LSAT this time two years ago.  maybe, because my gpa was less than stellar, i was just being </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112862438217315763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112862438217315763&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112862438217315763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112862438217315763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/oh-yeah.html' title='oh yeah'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112862305184299099</id><published>2005-10-06T13:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T13:24:11.866-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and just like that...</title><summary type='text'>done with moot court.  i feel good about it though, like i told someone else last night, i'm glad to both be finished and to be able to put more than "participant" on my resume.  "quarterfinalist" is good enough.  and i need the time that i have now to catch up already.  cleaning up my office today so i can use it, and i should be reading for cba.  it's just so hard to do any work when my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112862305184299099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112862305184299099&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112862305184299099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112862305184299099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/and-just-like-that.html' title='and just like that...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112838022187027959</id><published>2005-10-03T17:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-03T17:57:01.876-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the edmond fitzgerald, salvaged from the briny depths!</title><summary type='text'>i managed to advance to the next round of the moot court appellate advocacy competition.  i have decided to proceed without the cool, detached demeanor of the cautious optimist.  no no, not me.  i am flinging myself with wild abandon into this whole exercise, and not just so i'll have something good to talk about in my next callback.  i am just genuinely nerdy enough to really want to knock this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112838022187027959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112838022187027959&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112838022187027959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112838022187027959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/edmond-fitzgerald-salvaged-from-briny.html' title='the edmond fitzgerald, salvaged from the briny depths!'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112837834094576315</id><published>2005-10-03T17:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-03T17:29:19.890-05:00</updated><title type='text'>in my continuing quest to escape law school...</title><summary type='text'>I have registered to play in theOnline Poker Blogger Championship! This event is powered by PokerStars. Registration code: 8494190</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112837834094576315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112837834094576315&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112837834094576315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112837834094576315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/in-my-continuing-quest-to-escape-law.html' title='in my continuing quest to escape law school...'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112829601729073136</id><published>2005-10-02T18:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T18:33:37.296-05:00</updated><title type='text'>my first meme</title><summary type='text'>thought this was cool...it’s the tool of the oracle and it’s supposed to reveal your true nature.instructions:1. delve into your blog archive.2. find your 23rd post.3. find the fifth sentence.4. post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.mine was: "i am exhausted, but i actually feel kinda good."ha!  it works!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112829601729073136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112829601729073136&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112829601729073136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112829601729073136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/10/my-first-meme.html' title='my first meme'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112810847884078964</id><published>2005-09-30T14:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-30T14:27:58.840-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm probably a horrible person, and i don't care</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112810847884078964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112810847884078964&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112810847884078964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112810847884078964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/im-probably-horrible-person-and-i-dont.html' title='i&apos;m probably a horrible person, and i don&apos;t care'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112743495280117062</id><published>2005-09-22T19:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-22T19:22:32.806-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald</title><summary type='text'>ack.  oral arguments tonight.  got shellacked by the judges.  please no comments about how it's not as bad as i thought it was.  it was at least that bad, if not worse.  if poor edmond was counting on my oral argument to keep his evidence out, he's screwed.  and i will have to argue off brief next time, an argument i know even less than my own.  ack.  time to have a drink.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112743495280117062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112743495280117062&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112743495280117062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112743495280117062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/wreck-of-edmond-fitzgerald.html' title='the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112731254121613499</id><published>2005-09-21T09:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-21T09:22:22.520-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i was right there until she started triangulating</title><summary type='text'>went to an interesting talk about the impending judicial appointments.  two law profs and two undergrad profs.  the law profs were, of course, great.  the undergrad ones, well, something less than engaging.  a mindless dump of your data interspersed with how you conducted your study?  NOT INTERESTING.  what would have been interesting is, as i was asked to do so many times in college, identify </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112731254121613499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112731254121613499&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112731254121613499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112731254121613499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-was-right-there-until-she-started.html' title='i was right there until she started triangulating'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112714499078801654</id><published>2005-09-19T10:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-19T10:55:10.106-05:00</updated><title type='text'>haircut, plus...?</title><summary type='text'>     DSCN0249    Originally uploaded by mandyMoore. i am considering getting my haircut like this and would like the input of my three readers.  what do you think?  from what i have been able to ascertain, the haircut will not change the appearance of my decolletage, but a girl can hope, no?  anyway, i really like the chunky allover short layers and i think my hair would take nicely to it.  but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112714499078801654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112714499078801654&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112714499078801654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112714499078801654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/haircut-plus.html' title='haircut, plus...?'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112698342047961030</id><published>2005-09-17T13:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-17T13:57:00.486-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>      My pirate name is:          Iron Bess Rackham            A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.    Arr!      Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112698342047961030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112698342047961030&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112698342047961030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112698342047961030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/my-pirate-name-is-iron-bess-rackham.html' title=''/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112612819039657782</id><published>2005-09-07T16:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-07T16:23:10.400-05:00</updated><title type='text'>gumshoe assignment for vague</title><summary type='text'>i have a visiting prof this semester who is from UC hastings and he looks just like your dad.  do all men of a certain age from california look alike?  i submit this for your investigation.  i expect a full report.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112612819039657782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112612819039657782&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112612819039657782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112612819039657782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/gumshoe-assignment-for-vague.html' title='gumshoe assignment for vague'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112606287127292540</id><published>2005-09-06T21:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-06T22:14:31.330-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the mood round here needs a little lightening</title><summary type='text'>so i will share a few choice, juicy bits.first, and this is much funnier if you actually see it, but my dog, the infamous Bella Queen of Hadoggada, apparently doesn't dig high pitched noises.  so w was making up a song the other day that included an unbelievably high aria and the dog started freaking out, running around in circles and jumping in his face, yowling along the whole time.  she gets </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112606287127292540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112606287127292540&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112606287127292540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112606287127292540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/mood-round-here-needs-little.html' title='the mood round here needs a little lightening'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112585804778825589</id><published>2005-09-04T12:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-04T13:20:48.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>it's the end of the world as we know it</title><summary type='text'>sorry for the protracted silence.  i wrote a great long rambling post, the contentt of which i don't even remember now, that slipped into the ether before i could publish it.  i didn't have the heart to rewrite it, and it seems silly now anyway.i am beginning to get word from my shell-shocked friends from nola, thank god.  d &amp; d, the homeowners who are getting married soon, fled to her parents </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112585804778825589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112585804778825589&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112585804778825589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112585804778825589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/09/its-end-of-world-as-we-know-it.html' title='it&apos;s the end of the world as we know it'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112389131981952574</id><published>2005-08-12T18:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-12T19:01:59.826-05:00</updated><title type='text'>it's a gradual descent into a life i never meant</title><summary type='text'>i am in nyc.  i smell like a billy goat.  the subway, she is a nasty biznatch.had 10 screening interviews for the job fair today.  what a meat market.  if one more fucker asks me what i like about law school or what fucking practice group i want to pursue, i will cut them.  but i'm about 75% back to normal now that i have cooled off and am drinking a beer.  i'm staying here with my cousin.  he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112389131981952574/comments/default' title='Post 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112368329059338545</id><published>2005-08-10T09:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-10T09:14:50.596-05:00</updated><title type='text'>can't talk, working</title><summary type='text'>i have to run out the door and go do some work.  research my interviewers, drop more resumes, make some phone calls and send some e-mails.  and do research for my prof, clean my house, unload from the trip up northeast, reload for the trips to NYC and TX, lose 20 pounds, walk the dog, feed the cat, and make sure w keeps an eye on them even though he's sleeping.  i won't get any of this done if i </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112368329059338545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112368329059338545&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112368329059338545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112368329059338545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/08/cant-talk-working.html' title='can&apos;t talk, working'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112284299665961188</id><published>2005-07-31T15:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-31T15:49:56.663-05:00</updated><title type='text'>we are the grizwolds, and we are on vacation</title><summary type='text'>i don't know that i've ever been in delaware before, but here i am.  had an excellent philly for lunch, and now home roasted coffee.  life is good.last night's show was "the best you've ever seen, the boys were on fire.  salem was hot but last night was on fire." (w)pictures, but sadly not until we return home.  no cable.i found some pictures of the last road trip i made up here, with my friend </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112284299665961188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112284299665961188&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112284299665961188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112284299665961188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/07/we-are-grizwolds-and-we-are-on.html' title='we are the grizwolds, and we are on vacation'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112267556917203970</id><published>2005-07-29T17:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T17:19:29.176-05:00</updated><title type='text'>time, she flies</title><summary type='text'>today was the last day of my job.  i'm currently working on an inventory of "what i learned on summer vacation."  so look for that in a few days.that noted, things may be spotty for the next few days as w and i are going on vacation.  bristow, va for a show, then philly to see a friend and hit another show, atlantic city for the night, balitmore for a third and final show, up to foxwoods in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112267556917203970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112267556917203970&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112267556917203970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112267556917203970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/07/time-she-flies.html' title='time, she flies'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18079992760326715274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14377137.post-112235276772283570</id><published>2005-07-25T23:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-25T23:39:27.726-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Long live Clairitaniakathrynistanmelisstopia! Pearl diving is the future!</title><summary type='text'>confidential to s--v and i have discussed this.  i'm buying a beach house.  just give me 10 or so years.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/feeds/112235276772283570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14377137&amp;postID=112235276772283570&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112235276772283570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14377137/posts/default/112235276772283570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cleverpejorative.blogspot.com/2005/07/long-live-clairitaniakathrynistanmelis.html' title='Long live Clairitaniakathrynistanmelisstopia! 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